Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Friday, April 15, 2011

kore wa zombie desu ka? final episode mah friends

aight its jazu nothing more nothing less and im here witht he final episode summary of kore wa zombie desu ka? lets kick it.
(awesome little theme song plays)
the episode starts with them... shroomin.... and a whole bunch of breast comparison.
THIS EPISODE IS FILLER NO BIG BANG BUT FILLER!!!!! KIND OF PISSED!
this episode was funny but filler. sometimes filler is funny.
but anyway....................
END OF SEASON ANALYSIS!!!!!
the series was great minus the three filler episodes.
i give it a 7 out of 10
recommended to people over the age of 13.
lots of death lots of funny
stay tuned for a new series!!!!!!
LIZ IF YOU SEE THIS IM TRUSTING THAT YOU WILL SAVE THIS BLOG FROM IMPENDING DOOM AS I WILL NOT BE IN THIS STATE FOR A WEEK SORRY!
JAZU OUT!!111!!!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 10 damn this is good!

its jazu chan baby!
im back with one of the best animes ever to fall out of that little country over there called japan! speaking of japan theyre having a really hard time over there with the earthquake tsunami and thier problems with their nuclear reactors. i will do everything i can over here to keep that little country safe... ive donated to the cause and i will encourage you to donate also!
but world crisis aside i still got the job of bringing you the best summary of one of the best animes' to ever exist so.....LETS GET IT ON!!!!
if you remember last episode, Yuu decided she was just going to up and leave the group and that it was too dangerous for them to be together so she left. the group, aikawa especialy was hurt by this and the episode starts telling the viewer that the group had been looking for months and still can find her.... i are sad face. but this episode wouldnt be around if she just up and left and never came back! so we we gotta stay strong! the intor is really sad with sad music to express the groups emotion to Yuus leaving. but then the intro kicked in and badassery was in the for front.
so the story starts with the whole group searching all day and they all meet back at home. aikawa is first home then haruna then sera but sera was weak. sera had recently been attack by more of her clan for not following through with the mission to kill Yuu. but any way ayumu being all distressed decides to go to the place where he first met Yuu to think and clear his head. and guess who was there? the douche bag from the last episode.
then ayumu gets up and wants to kill this man because he was the sole reason why Yuu left. he wants Yuu to do something for him but her friends were in the way. so what does he do? the classic life trade off. "if you come with me your friends wont get hurt." but hes here challenging the group. and ayumu trys to take him head on showing nothing but his raw emotion and hatred towards this man. the whole episode untill this moment was melancholy throught the use of music specificly strings to show sadness and sympathy. great idea on the writers part! but anyway they figt and ayumu loses his legs.
right before douchebag mcgee is about to kill the rest of the group tonomori shows up with back up some more vampire ninjas. and sh*t got real. so he realizes that he's outnumbered so he retreates. the ninjas go after him and the group goes home without sera for she went off to search more. so night passes and morning comes. tonomori did some recon and found out where douche bag lives and texted him a map. but ironicaly as the group is rushing to get dressed Yuu is outside contemplating wether she shold go inside or not. but outside sera sees her and runs to her but right before she could reach her douche bag cuts sera down.
so the group decides to save sera then rush douche bag while hes still at his house. so they do!
they bust in the door and then... im not even kidding you they have dinner together. this just some pre battle parle!but who cuts the door down but some more ninjas!with this douche bag takes his leave and jumps out the window with Yuu. and then comes the famous "reach out and grab my hand" scene but Yuu comes up short and is whisked away by douche bag.... damn. but douche bag left a present behind! a parasitic time bomb! at least he was thoughtful.....
then they screw around for a while trying to get it off but haruna gets a geniuse idea. put it on tonomori and cut one of the wires. so haruna just guesses and cuts the green wire. bad idea. teh timer speeds up ten fold and ayumu decides to be a complete bad ass and tank the bomb for the ladies! s our zombie takes the bomb and jumps out the window..... with sad orchestra playing in the back his thoughts swirl as he falls to earth then explodes.

and thats the end of the episode!
JAZU OUT!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 9 and sh*t

aight my otaku buddies its jazu!1!
between school and job hunting i havent had time for this so no images this time.
sorry.

but any way this episode is amazing lots o crazy sh*t happens and its not filler! so this d00d from the under world shows up and is all like "look at me b*tch!" then Yuu transforms her pen into a scythe and stabs him in the chest and hes all like "i aint even mad". then we come to realize that she had a past with him and what seems to be some sort of relationship.
then it flicks down to the rest of the group but theyre looking for Yuu. and then some evil little secrets get out and aikawa is all like "oh no you didnt!" and seraphim is like "look i dont even want to do it brah." (yay for my bad engrish) and then the guy who kidnapped Yuu is like "if you dont grant mah wishes i will accidently your friends....." then sh*T gets out of hand.
remeber when Yuu said.. well wrote that she cant sho emotion or magic follows? well she manifested saddness and that doll she always had just droppend out of no where but 1000 times larger than normal. right ontop of haruna. so the team is tryin to push it off but the sh*t weighs more than my mom. (aint happenin captain)
then dai sensei shows up and looks to the scary guy and is all like "yo dawg so i herd you liek fu*kin with mah students. well i dont like it!" so dai sensei pulls some DBZ sh*t and blasts the doll off of haruna onto yuki. then this giant motherf*cker comes out of yukis back and is all like "everybody's gettin raped!" so aikawa transforms and is all like "yo this is over!"
AND THIS IS WHERE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SERIOUS.
after the whole defense tactics stop working the monster that poped out of harunas back announces a self destruct countdown. and this is the most touching part of the anime. he runs to her knowing damn well that if it goes off he will become dust along with yuki. he hugs and tells her that he doesnt want to lose her and something happens with her emotions and stops the countdown. this part i almost cried is how touching it was. and then they go back to the top of the tower to the mysterious man and Yuu. then with the snap of his fingers the man is gone. then they all walk hom and yuu asks to go to the store without the group and leaves. then when ayumu gets home he finds her note pad with a message written on it. the message is "good bye"
I WILL BE MORE SERIOUS NEXT TIME!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE JAZU OUT!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 8 x-ray glasses...

OK IT'S JAZU BABY!!!!
im rockin out on some more kore wa zombie desu ka..... and its still amazing but so far this episode has been nothing but filler. im kind of upset. not much of importance happens....
so our main character starts off the episode with  pair of x ray glasses. (every kids wet dream) but they apparantly belong to seraphim...... lolololol.
but any way ecchi aside not much happens till later. so this episode focuses on Yukki and her obbsession with our zombie.
and for reasons that make alot of sense..... at this point i was like all lolololololin in mah chair while filler was being played through my computer.
and then some other meaingless sh*t happens. and then we have the whole trip to victoriassecret thing. the groupdecides that they want knew clothes so they head to a lingerie store for teh ladies.and secksee time was there. and aikawa was all like lookin and he recieved a nice gift...
SHURIKENS IN THE EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then a bunch of other pointless sh*t happens and then the love rival is produced. haruna is really jeleous of Yukki because she kissed aikawa and haruna didnt. so she has a little confrontation with aikawa.
and it ends up with haruna beating the hell out of aikawa. but then while they are gone  some creepy @$$ guy shows up and engages yuu in converstion. but when they go back they all realize yuu is gone.
AND JAZU IS OUT!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 5! he gets as far as tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey yall!!! its jazu with everyones favorite zombie anime!!!! well at least comedy zombie anime! im not gonna lie i like HOTD!!! but any way lets get it on!!

and once again the episode opens with some yuri sh*t.... why does this happen to me... but its not what you think it is. seeing as how our ninja friend is a vampire she needs blood so who does she choose??? the loli...
and lolicons rejoice it was sexy.....
then alot of pointles and confusing sh*t happens...and oh yeah FANSERVICE!!!!!


then ayumu recieves a call from dai sensei only to find out that haruna is a complete idiot. turns ou that the artifact dai sensei was looking for was tofu.... not fear but tofu...... THOSE TWO DONT EVEN SOUND ALIKE!!!!!!! but any way after that he recieves a call from kyoko the girl from t3h hospital..... wait that b*tch is dead how does that work?????
so you dont realize that this is trap??? silly zombie... but anywho they sit and talk for a good second and he even gets as far as tofu!!! but then the shocking truth is revealed.....
KYOKO IS T3H KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! TROLOLOL!!!!
so this is like the sixth time weve seen this bastard get stabbed but no one realizes that he's a zombie and cant die. then comes the awesome fight scene!!!1!
the episode ends with Yuu walking onto the battle field....
IM OUT!!!!1!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

KORE WA ZOMBIE DESU KA? episode 4 a bad day for suicide.

well its the always lazy as sh*t jazuchan. and he promised and failed to deliver so death is in order now. so jazu will leave you this review then go die somewhere.....(not really). but anyway i will have pictures and both reviews will be in one so lets get it on!!!!!

the episode stars with our favorite b1tch ninja tryin to cook... the out come is a vile concoction resembling squid ink.... this is not only disgusting but highly caustic!!! in fact it melts everything touching it! this is not recommended cooking my friends (unless your paula dean then in that case add a couple sticks of butter).


but after that life changing incident a megalo show up at the door... but hes a good guy and a dog at the same time. crazy sh*t furrys to? but any way after realizing that he's in the care of hell scyth dono he leaves but mentions something about someone getting killed. so ayumu chases him. only to have a repeat of his last go around with the murderer. but with an extra cassualtie: dog guy.
this is a real devastating blow to his emotions. so he goes home soaked in blood to explain the situation to Yuu. he then poses several serious questions to Yuu trying to get a better understanding of why she does what she does.... and some strange answers were revealed.....

and then the romance developes and if you want more of that watch it......
so after that heart touching moment they both wake to realize a huge @$$ whale barrelling toward tokyo....... hard not to notice. but they sever its head.... then the episode ends with the death of innocence.

yes the young girl in the hospital kills her self.... WHYYYYYYYY????? THIS IS THE KIND OF SH*T THAT JACKS MY MIND!!!!!!! IM OUT!!!!!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

a new member and kore wa zombie desu ka?

hey every one its jazu!!!! but first i have an important announcement!!!! i gotta give it up for LIZ!!! she is a new member of our blog and is blowing it up with spost of awesome i have never seen a better writer othe than shawn! Liz if you see this i want you to know that you are awesome and our blog has exploded since you joined!!!!! THANK YOU OH SO MUCH!!!!!

but any way i will give a quick overview of an anime series i will start reviewing when the next episode drops!!! i love this f*ckin anime... kore wa zombie desu ka? is amazing in alot of ways. the plot is damn genius the character design is damn awesome and everything else is pretty good too the only complaint i have is character depth. the character depth isnt that good. the new characters arrive and things are kind of fuzzy. it doesnt really explain who they are or what they do very well but that still isnt enough to make me hate it!!! the artwork is nice and dark and can be very serious when it wants to but not to often. i love it...
alright im going to give you a quick run down of what happened in the first 3 episodes and i will have a full review for #4 when it drops.
in episode #1 the main characters are established and theier rolls are made somewhat evident. sthe main character is a zombie the secondary maincharacter is a necromancer the next secondary character is established as a mahou shoujo..... ok. there is also a allusion to the fact that the main character was murdered and revived as a zombie but not much detail is put into that. they just kind of throw it out there to keep you interested. also an enemy is introduced and will make several re appereances due to its affiliation with an enemy organization... the maincharacter adopts both secondary characters and lives with them. end of story....
episode #2 the episode starts with our maincharacter running then flashes to him getting murdered and thus explains why hes a zombie.... ok then they explain how he met the first secondary character (necromancer) and gives reasons for everything. then after awhile we run back to present day. shortly after words another secondary character is introduced but this time as an enemy. the maincharacter fights the enemy wins and she joins the party (vampire ninja). one hell of a group we go here.
epidsode #3 this is somewhat of some filler but steps closer to our maincharacters killer. alot of unimportant stuff happens involving pudding then they go to the hospital to visit a killer victim and she gives cluse to who the killer is and its a spoiler so youll have to watch it.

yeah.... thats about it great series great emotional depth but bad character depth..... this is amazing. i think the whole character depth thing was on purpose to keep you guessing.... oh well we'll find out later!!!
PEACE!!!

Monday, January 24, 2011

beezlebub episode 3 oh lawd

alright its jazu...
i was really f*cking confused about this because after episode 2 dropped the ova dropped and to me that means that the series is over but im just retarded so as promised heres episode 3!

i love this series. it delivers funny with action and everything else. this reminds me so much of airgear which was the best series ever!!1! the only thing i have to say that i dislike is the way they introduce the episodes. it always starts "once upon a time in a faraway land..." what the hell is this star wars? but any way its great!

ok!! lets get this show on the road!! so the episode starts with hilda explaining the importance of feeding beezle five times a day. and this led to oga making 2 breast jokes and having stilletos jammed in the side of his head. after that he gets half way down the street and beel is hungry. he gets feed and they go to school. then this happens.
so what do ya do? feed the little bastard again!!!! but he lost the milk..... so lets buy yogurt! so Oga buys yogurt but pisses off a bunch of third years working for kanzaki... ok lets get this straight. kanzaki is this third year bad ass who is not to be trifled with. he has a kick that equals the power of a magnum... damn thats tuff. but anyway oga figures that if what they say is true he should be able to ditch beezle with kanzaki!
but it ends up that kanzaki wasnt the one.... so what does oga do? throws his dumb @$$ out the window. and thats the last we heard from kanzaki. so it ends up that Oga wasnt able to succesfully dump beezle and the story continues!

PEACE!

Monday, January 10, 2011

beezlebub epsisode 1 a time for awesome

alright... you can f*cking guess who it is cuz everyone else is lazy as sh*t. yes.... jazu...

so just as i had stated in a previous post here is youre review of beezlebub!!!!! and i like this anime already!! it reminds me so much of airgear for some reason! i effin love this!!!! the only thing i found strange was the copius amounts of baby wang.... *shudders* the animation of this and the story telling make for one bitching anime and im loving it!!! alright so we should disscus the anime!!!!
our hero in this series is a young man or should i say delinquent by the name of Oga!!! and yes he is a bad ass who dominates a school of nothing but delinquents!!!! one bonafide gangsta.... never again...... but any way the opening sequence is him fighting some bald dude and then the baby starts crying and eletricutes everything!!! then later on we find out the baby is from the depths of hell..... oh lawd....


and on top of that they finaly realize that when ever the baby cries there is a following explosion. yes a literal explosion.
so they finally make it to his homies house and then Hilda shows up... Hilda is the demon babies maid... she comes to reposes the baby for the demon lord. but it seems he is far to attached to Oga. Oga is now apperantly chosen the be the demonlords father yay for adoption!!!!!!
after refusing Hilda she goes ape sh*t and tries to kill Oga and his homie whos name i cannot remember for my life. she chases them down to a river after having Oga kick the sh*t out of her demon bird thing!!!! (this is one f*cked up story)
after beezlebub sees his father get hurt by this psycho of a maid he throws this terrifying fit that sho nuff would have killed everyone in the neighborhood if it wasnt for Oga calming him down. after the fit the integrity of the steel beams they were under was reduced. the beam breaks and Oga preforms the stereo typical hero move. but with a super sayen twist. after this he faints and wakes up at home to Hilda and Beezlebub...... oh lord it aint over!!!! PEACE!!!