beezlebub episode 3 oh lawd

alright its jazu...
i was really f*cking confused about this because after episode 2 dropped the ova dropped and to me that means that the series is over but im just retarded so as promised heres episode 3!

i love this series. it delivers funny with action and everything else. this reminds me so much of airgear which was the best series ever!!1! the only thing i have to say that i dislike is the way they introduce the episodes. it always starts "once upon a time in a faraway land..." what the hell is this star wars? but any way its great!

ok!! lets get this show on the road!! so the episode starts with hilda explaining the importance of feeding beezle five times a day. and this led to oga making 2 breast jokes and having stilletos jammed in the side of his head. after that he gets half way down the street and beel is hungry. he gets feed and they go to school. then this happens.

so what do ya do? feed the little bastard again!!!! but he lost the milk..... so lets buy yogurt! so Oga buys yogurt but pisses off a bunch of third years working for kanzaki... ok lets get this straight. kanzaki is this third year bad ass who is not to be trifled with. he has a kick that equals the power of a magnum... damn thats tuff. but anyway oga figures that if what they say is true he should be able to ditch beezle with kanzaki!

but it ends up that kanzaki wasnt the one.... so what does oga do? throws his dumb @$$ out the window. and thats the last we heard from kanzaki. so it ends up that Oga wasnt able to succesfully dump beezle and the story continues!

PEACE!

beezlebub episode 2 suicide is an option.

hey its jazu. and im back with review #2 of beezlebub. this is a great series in its animation comedy and watchability. this needs to be watched by all who visit this blog. it is necessary!!!! lets get started.

the episode starts with oga and furichi at school still trying to figure out what this baby likes.they start with a plush doll and a dissected frog. the baby chooses the dissected frog. what a shocker... that was sarcasm. then they move to a human body replica. there are two sides a muscel display and a flesh display. baby choses the raw muscle side... wow what a evil child.

with that established they both go back to oga's house after having beezlebub blow up yet another hallway. upon arriving at his humble abode he finds hilda explaining to oga's parents and you can see where things can be misunderstood. parents figure that their son f*cked up and had a kid and they accept it. (whats wrong with this picture)

yay for misunderstanding. now the 15 meters rule is introduced. if beezlebub gets ore than 15 meters away from oga, oga will die. beezlebub will throw such a fit that it will kill oga. then what?

now he has the dimensional transport guy following him wherever he goes to keep him notified of how far away beezlebub is even here.

this is not ok...... i digress. after leaving that awkward moment in the bath tub behind he goes to his room and furuichi is there thanks to the dimensional transport guy. i refuse to type his name. but any way they find out that the only reason beezlebub is so attached to oga is that oga is a violent fearless bastard. they figure that if they can find some one equally as ruthless they should be able to ditch beezlebub. guess what not working.
then backin hell demon king realizes he forgot to send his sons favorite toy with him. so he sends it via dead ex!!! lulz. so hilda recieves it via dead ex and brings it to school to find oga and beezl. upon entering the classroom she is instantly surrounded by delinquents. upon being approached by one she draws her blade and sends his sorry @$$ for a trip out the window. now its about lunch time and beezl is hungry and what do babies do when thier hungry? blow up hallways of course! so they go to get food and all hell breaks loose once again. so needing a little man time the two oga and beezl go the the river to learn a lesson. directly after beezl learns that crying oisnt always good these two @$$holes witha motor cycle grab him. oga trying to keep withing the 15 meters to avoid death is haulin @$$. then dimensional transport guy pops up and it all ends with this!!!

then i came across this and cried.

PEACE!!!!

beezlebub epsisode 1 a time for awesome

alright... you can f*cking guess who it is cuz everyone else is lazy as sh*t. yes.... jazu...

so just as i had stated in a previous post here is youre review of beezlebub!!!!! and i like this anime already!! it reminds me so much of airgear for some reason! i effin love this!!!! the only thing i found strange was the copius amounts of baby wang.... *shudders* the animation of this and the story telling make for one bitching anime and im loving it!!! alright so we should disscus the anime!!!!
our hero in this series is a young man or should i say delinquent by the name of Oga!!! and yes he is a bad ass who dominates a school of nothing but delinquents!!!! one bonafide gangsta.... never again...... but any way the opening sequence is him fighting some bald dude and then the baby starts crying and eletricutes everything!!! then later on we find out the baby is from the depths of hell..... oh lawd....

and on top of that they finaly realize that when ever the baby cries there is a following explosion. yes a literal explosion.
so they finally make it to his homies house and then Hilda shows up... Hilda is the demon babies maid... she comes to reposes the baby for the demon lord. but it seems he is far to attached to Oga. Oga is now apperantly chosen the be the demonlords father yay for adoption!!!!!!

after refusing Hilda she goes ape sh*t and tries to kill Oga and his homie whos name i cannot remember for my life. she chases them down to a river after having Oga kick the sh*t out of her demon bird thing!!!! (this is one f*cked up story)

after beezlebub sees his father get hurt by this psycho of a maid he throws this terrifying fit that sho nuff would have killed everyone in the neighborhood if it wasnt for Oga calming him down. after the fit the integrity of the steel beams they were under was reduced. the beam breaks and Oga preforms the stereo typical hero move. but with a super sayen twist. after this he faints and wakes up at home to Hilda and Beezlebub...... oh lord it aint over!!!! PEACE!!!