Tuesday, December 21, 2010

MM! episode 12 a masochitic christmas!

well this episode dropped later than usual... any way im here to review it and will be till the series ends!
the episode starts out with our little masochistic piggy pulling a cart full of christmas trees and Mio. Mio has this plan that she will plant christmas trees everywhere and encourage people to make wishes. because she has this strange messiah complex she must grant these peoples wishes. whay does she think she's god anyway? its kind of scary.
after placing the trees around town they go back to school to see how many wishes they revcieved.... only two worth granting. and this leads to them becoming rivals. one wish is for someone to help out with a cake shop the other is to help out with a cafe. both of these bussineses are right across the street from each other... YAY FOR RIVALRY!!!!

upon entering the two shops they vowed to help Mio and tarou find the class president to be working at the cafe thats competing with the cake shop and we all know the beef with Tarou and her.... Interesting.
the school president being the Mio obssesed freak that she is accepts this help from a god. so Mio and Tarou go in disguise to the cake shop as a couple..... someones gonna be pissed. they then are approached by Yumi who encourages this odd couple to play the pocky game. and Mio being the champ that she is cannot refuse this. oh sh*t..... they are caught at the last bite by no one other than Yunno herself...

the cake shops amazing cakes then inspires Mio to make a whole new menus for the coffeeh  shop. the end result is pasta covere in octopus slime..... excuse me while i puke. upon tasting this Tarou immediatly Shoop Woops resulting in masochistic pleasure. this lead to his loud "DAYUM" (aka damn) and his face exploding.

then comes the fan service... at the end of this post!!!!! but any way both of the teams fight real hard only to realize there is no winner in this situation. and then this little shy boy walks into the cafe and asks if they have a cake for a party. he had made a reservation for a party for a girl in his class that he liked. after the cute litte birthday party on the way home they realize that ists also Mios birthday as well. so they decide to throw her a suprise party back at the school. she chases tarou into the school right into the suprise party and ends the episode with her crying tears of joy.
jazuchan says practice safe sex. PEACE!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

O Hai There

This is Shawn. Wow, it's been quite a while since I have made a post here. I don't have any reviews or anything right now, but I suppose I should make a post.
Christmas is less than a week away and what better way to celebrate the holiday than to watch a really crappy video about a squirrel and a tree having fun sexy time.
Hope you enjoy it.


Also, in regards to jazu chan's last post, I will review some of those animes that was in that giant list.
I can't say which ones I am going to end up reviewing, but I guess we will figure that out pretty soon. But, I am definetly going to review the Wolverine anime.


Tuesday, December 14, 2010


alright lets kick it! as you can guess its jazuchan again. this time im gonna kick it to you everyday life style.

alright im here to discuss teh everyday life of jazu chan.... yeah this is gonna be weird. so yeah this is going to be the crew log which will take place every week from now untill forever.... yay. so anyway teh crew recently went to the mall and i saw something i absolutley need to obtain for tora con. (anime convention i will be attending) it was a SGT. FROG hat! im going to go as keroro gunsou one of the best characters in all of anime history.... i really contemplated going as giroro but that would require the money to buy more equip ment.... im broke.and another thing christmas is coming soon! yay i will be buying several things for tora con this christmas. i cant wait! its gonna be awesome! all the family and presents and money!
nut enough about christmas. we must talk about important things like the new animes that wil be released soon.

this image was pulled off of google so i did not create his! (no lawsuites for jazu)
will i watch any of these? maybe maybe not. wait... i have to.
due to me not having enough material i will start a new series to review when it comes out. (yay for online streaming)
but here are a couple that i am definatly interested in!!!!
the plot revolvs around a girl who enrolls in a school that was previously all boys. Tsukiko Yahisa is the first girl to enroll in the school.... and apparantly the schools main focus is astronomy.... yay romance!!
since the school is focused around astronomy you can guess who the 12 main constelations are. yes a few of the boys will play a major roll.
this series just looks amazing. i will definatly be reviewing this when it drops.
i will be reviewing this simply just because the plot seems similar to a manga i read. (ore tama)
the plot of this is that oga tatsumi is the toughest delinquent in the whole school of ishiyama high. he is napping one day and sees what he thinks is a body floating throught the river but its the last thing he expected it to be. its a baby! and not just any kind of baby but a demon baby. he is chosen by the demon king to be the baby's protector.... SH*T thats one hell of a job.
the baby isnt all that came in the package. it comes with a maid too. now he must take care of the baby go to school and maintain his rep as the biggest bad @$$ of the school....
i might review this one depending on how it looks when it drops.
alright this seems to me like im gonna have a good time with this one.
the plot is that a young boy named fujiwara realizes he has the power to control auras around people. ever since he has been having a dream in which there are enemy felines assailing him...... i really dont know what to tell you about this one folks!

IM NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES... but i will do my best to have some new reviews after christmas!!! IM OUTTA HERE! 

Sunday, December 12, 2010

MM! episode 11 amnesia is a problem

yes as you all guessed its jazuchan....
im back with another MM! review.....
i will continue to type in the paragraph format just like this. alright the bull sh*t intro has been opened and i will now jump into the reason i am blogging!!!
the episode opens with Mio kicking tarous @$$ as usual but this time things go a little differently. as he leaps towards his impending doom he falls and hits his head. this is scientifically proven to be one of the main causes of temprary amnesia. and yes he becomes... amnesic... an amnesiac... forgetfull.... f*ck it he forgets everything....

after falling into a state of amnesia things spiral into a state of stupidity.
he goes home only to not recognize his own family and they clearly being the freaks that they are decide to do something stupid and it works. im not mentioning this stupidity because i will be forced to hurt my self if i so much as think about it again.

this leads to his relization of how much of a scumbag the real tarou was and totally dissilousions himself with himself..... whoa.... scary sh*t.
any way his day proceeds to scare him even more just by showing him who he was. this is like some b movie.... cool.
thank god for romantic relief in the story though. yunno realizes that this would be the perfect opurtunity to get closer to tarou maybe even start a relationship.

we all know whos gonna be a little pissed about this one....
but any way they ditch school and go the zoo. FLASHBACK! this is where they both went in a previous episode and realized that they had feelings for each other.
yay for romance!!
and then our favorite loli comes to crash the party.

her attempt at making tarou love her instead of yunno totally backfires due to himuras need for lolis. yes its exactly what it sounds like.
after noa leaves the romance picks up even more as they sit on a park bench and try to jog his memory with all the good things hes done for her. this is the point where she realizes that the real tarou might be lost forever and runs home crying (just like in a classic romance film that would make me cry everytime i watched it.)
after this heartbreaking incident he decides to head back to school even though its kind of late.
upon entering a classroom he sees Mio. now Mio as you can guess is kind of pissed with the fact that she clearly likes him (but doesnt show it) and he doesnt remember her.

and we near the end of the episode with arashiko confessing her love of tarou to mio and there is one hell of a fall out.
this leads to tarou getting his @$$ kicked out of a window and on his way down retrieving his memory!
yay for happy endings!

Monday, December 6, 2010

MM! episode 10 successfull recovery!

hey its jazu chan the only one whos been posting this whole time.
alright im back with another quick review of MM! episode 10. alright as we all know last episode was just pointless filler. but this episode was a succesful recovery. usually filler is just boring as hell and lasts a couple episodes.... this rebounded reallly quick. heres some screenshots.

YOSH!!! thios was a great episode because it shows Yunnos reaction to tarou and mio's little "date" last episode.
i for one would rather see yunno have tarou than mio.... why? because mio is crazy. there is clearly more going on between tarou and yunno than tarou and mio and i for one want to see them overcome their problems together.
ALRIGHT. so yunnos pissed about tarou and mio so she does some crazy sh*t to tarou and challlenges mio to a sadists duel.
this is where sh*t gets weird.

yes so they do the whole duel thing and niether of them are victorious. the duel ends with tarous head exploding due to over pleasure. yes he was so horny that his head exploded.
tarou wakes up in the infirmary with yunno at his side and cue romantic end scene YAY!!!!!!