MM! episode 12 a masochitic christmas!

well this episode dropped later than usual... any way im here to review it and will be till the series ends!
YOSH!!!!!
the episode starts out with our little masochistic piggy pulling a cart full of christmas trees and Mio. Mio has this plan that she will plant christmas trees everywhere and encourage people to make wishes. because she has this strange messiah complex she must grant these peoples wishes. whay does she think she's god anyway? its kind of scary.
after placing the trees around town they go back to school to see how many wishes they revcieved.... only two worth granting. and this leads to them becoming rivals. one wish is for someone to help out with a cake shop the other is to help out with a cafe. both of these bussineses are right across the street from each other... YAY FOR RIVALRY!!!!

upon entering the two shops they vowed to help Mio and tarou find the class president to be working at the cafe thats competing with the cake shop and we all know the beef with Tarou and her.... Interesting.
the school president being the Mio obssesed freak that she is accepts this help from a god. so Mio and Tarou go in disguise to the cake shop as a couple..... someones gonna be pissed. they then are approached by Yumi who encourages this odd couple to play the pocky game. and Mio being the champ that she is cannot refuse this. oh sh*t..... they are caught at the last bite by no one other than Yunno herself...

the cake shops amazing cakes then inspires Mio to make a whole new menus for the coffeeh  shop. the end result is pasta covere in octopus slime..... excuse me while i puke. upon tasting this Tarou immediatly Shoop Woops resulting in masochistic pleasure. this lead to his loud "DAYUM" (aka damn) and his face exploding.

then comes the fan service... at the end of this post!!!!! but any way both of the teams fight real hard only to realize there is no winner in this situation. and then this little shy boy walks into the cafe and asks if they have a cake for a party. he had made a reservation for a party for a girl in his class that he liked. after the cute litte birthday party on the way home they realize that ists also Mios birthday as well. so they decide to throw her a suprise party back at the school. she chases tarou into the school right into the suprise party and ends the episode with her crying tears of joy.
NOW FANSERVICE AS PROMISED!!!!!!

jazuchan says practice safe sex. PEACE!

MM! episode 11 amnesia is a problem

yes as you all guessed its jazuchan....
im back with another MM! review.....
i will continue to type in the paragraph format just like this. alright the bull sh*t intro has been opened and i will now jump into the reason i am blogging!!!
the episode opens with Mio kicking tarous @$$ as usual but this time things go a little differently. as he leaps towards his impending doom he falls and hits his head. this is scientifically proven to be one of the main causes of temprary amnesia. and yes he becomes... amnesic... an amnesiac... forgetfull.... f*ck it he forgets everything....

after falling into a state of amnesia things spiral into a state of stupidity.
he goes home only to not recognize his own family and they clearly being the freaks that they are decide to do something stupid and it works. im not mentioning this stupidity because i will be forced to hurt my self if i so much as think about it again.

this leads to his relization of how much of a scumbag the real tarou was and totally dissilousions himself with himself..... whoa.... scary sh*t.
any way his day proceeds to scare him even more just by showing him who he was. this is like some b movie.... cool.
thank god for romantic relief in the story though. yunno realizes that this would be the perfect opurtunity to get closer to tarou maybe even start a relationship.

we all know whos gonna be a little pissed about this one....
but any way they ditch school and go the zoo. FLASHBACK! this is where they both went in a previous episode and realized that they had feelings for each other.
yay for romance!!
and then our favorite loli comes to crash the party.

her attempt at making tarou love her instead of yunno totally backfires due to himuras need for lolis. yes its exactly what it sounds like.
after noa leaves the romance picks up even more as they sit on a park bench and try to jog his memory with all the good things hes done for her. this is the point where she realizes that the real tarou might be lost forever and runs home crying (just like in a classic romance film that would make me cry everytime i watched it.)
after this heartbreaking incident he decides to head back to school even though its kind of late.
upon entering a classroom he sees Mio. now Mio as you can guess is kind of pissed with the fact that she clearly likes him (but doesnt show it) and he doesnt remember her.

and we near the end of the episode with arashiko confessing her love of tarou to mio and there is one hell of a fall out.
this leads to tarou getting his @$$ kicked out of a window and on his way down retrieving his memory!
yay for happy endings!

MM! episode 10 successfull recovery!

hey its jazu chan the only one whos been posting this whole time.
alright im back with another quick review of MM! episode 10. alright as we all know last episode was just pointless filler. but this episode was a succesful recovery. usually filler is just boring as hell and lasts a couple episodes.... this rebounded reallly quick. heres some screenshots.

YOSH!!! thios was a great episode because it shows Yunnos reaction to tarou and mio's little "date" last episode.
i for one would rather see yunno have tarou than mio.... why? because mio is crazy. there is clearly more going on between tarou and yunno than tarou and mio and i for one want to see them overcome their problems together.
ALRIGHT. so yunnos pissed about tarou and mio so she does some crazy sh*t to tarou and challlenges mio to a sadists duel.
this is where sh*t gets weird.

yes so they do the whole duel thing and niether of them are victorious. the duel ends with tarous head exploding due to over pleasure. yes he was so horny that his head exploded.
tarou wakes up in the infirmary with yunno at his side and cue romantic end scene YAY!!!!!!

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MM! episode 9 nekophobia

hey yall its jazu chan again.
yeah im back with yet another MM! review. this episode is just filler! i was not pleased at all. the series was going strong and then comes filler episodes! anyway that doesnt matter right now. (this reviews going to be short) its time for the school festival and yes the second voulunteering group is there. what i really didnt like a bout this episode is that yunno wasnt in it to much.
YOSH! the episode opens with the second voulunteering group operating a booth at the festival.... and no one is showing up. but out of the blue here come tarous boss. and yes he needs help. he lost his lover(body pillow) and cant seem to find her(it). any way the one who finds his lover(body pillow) was the class prez. after this reuniting of freak and body pillow she hands tarou some paper. on it is a threat from a mysterious character to the "cursed students".

after this incident (i say this far to much) tarou brings this to mio. mio finally being able to do something leads him to "patrol the school grounds". this so called "patroling" is just mio forcing sado to buy her various foods around the school. festival and this is where we realize it.
they decide to enter a  cafe for drinks little do they know its a neko cafe. there are cats walking around on the tables and women dressed up like cats (furry heaven). this is where we realize that mio suffers from nekophobia. yes she is afraid of cats. i honeslty dont understand this fear but ok.
then they enter the haunted house and yes theres a cat!

this scares the sh*t out of mio and starts a cute (moe) scene between tarou and her. after this she asks tarou to hold her hand but a trap door opens dropping tarou into a pit and knocks him unconcious. when he wakes up hes tied to a fence post (just how he likes it) and the mysterious group of people is standing there. these are the people that have been making the threats. the leader takes off her mask and reveals herself to be none other than the prez. they call themselve the MFC mio sama fan club...... oh god. mio quickly makes her way upstair to tell the MFC to cease and desist.
this episode pissed me off for another reason.... the romance factor. there was alot of romance in this episode and yunno wasnt a part of it. i really want to see sado and yunno together! this whole episode was just meaningless sh*t. there was almost no mention of the fact that hes a masochist and the plot went bybye for a while. but the episode ends with mio and tarou holding hands.

PEACE!

MM! episode 8....WHYYYYYYY?

 hey its jazu chan! ok..... honestly this is the most f*cked up thing i have ever seen in my life! i honestly dont know what to tell you... hypnotism obviously doesnt work and when it does it has f*cked up side effects! dont you ever try this at home (do it at a friends house). clearly after hypnotism he doesnt obtain his desired effect first hes a pedophile then hes a half naked romantic then hes...... well..... GAY! (i have nothing against homosexuals i honestly believe love has no gender) but any way the first attempt at hypnotism leaves him with the nasty effect of him saying "hugetastic boobs" at the end of every phrase. now i honestly dont see a problem with this. joking yes i do.


oh god she did it. by making sadou fall into a state of trance his mind was open to "suggestion" and she fired his the phrase into his open mind leaving him effect of exclaiming the phrase of abnormaly large mamiaries (hugetastic boobs) at the end of each sentence.
after that mind opening... incident, they hypnotize him again this time using the open window of "suggestion" to try to cure his masochism. Mio uses the words "the masochism will be cured". *snap* when he wakes up the masochism is gone but instead...... it pains me to say this.... hes a pedophile! yes a child loving pedophile and who should show up? our favorite loli Noa! yes you can see what happens here. Noa comes crashing through the wall like a f*cking tank in a mech suit. and yes our pedophile hero runs off with her. and who do they encounter in the hallway but our favourite lolicon! Himura!!!! yay!

 
the reason im still watching this is unclear to me. but any way they crush Himura with Noas epic mech suit of doom! yes. after they make their epic escape they find some where nice and private to play board games. no joke board games. then Mio finds them! as you can guess sh*t happens.

after this life changing encounter there is yet another side effect. and this one by far is the funniest of them all. i have to ask you this question before i proceed. have you ever worn a tuxedo without pants? if the answer is no you may read on if the answer is yes you may be offended. he becomes a super romantic/rapist who wears a tuxedo without pants. this is how a stereotypical rapist would dress. if i was a rapist (which im not) i would dress like this. i honestly felt like punching a hole in my moniter after seeing this. funny yet super disturbing at the same time.

i honestly thought about dropping the review for this episode. after this eye opening display of... stupidity they try for the last time. this time Mio says "you will become a normal human". this turned the whole damn episode into a yaoi! YAY! yes after a few tests they realize his masochism is gone. they celebrate and wait for the next day. the next day comes and hes still normal except for the fact that he has strong feelings for tatsukichi! yes he is now gay for tatsukichi! and hes not just any kind of gay hes bat sh*t crazy for him! but this doesnt matter right now its what comes next that almost made me cry!

after this comes the ramance approach to try to "straighten" Sadou out. he now is appraoched by Yunno who says  some tear jerking things. and yet he is totally oblivious to what she is saying because his mind is occupied by tatsukichi. she even has an indirect kiss with him and he still doesnt get it. i almost cried because last episode the end showed the ongoing romance between Sadou and Yunno and now it has all come to naught! he is then mauled by Mio who kicks his @$$ into orbit! while on his journey up he realizes who he really is and what he really is. when he reenters and crash lands he is once again the same masochitic freak we all knew and loved. thank god for good endings PEACE!!!!!!!!

MM! episode 06 cuz his family is this foul.

ok... this is some of the scariest shit ive ever seen but definatly one of my favorite animes. the word masochist doesnt even begin to describe tarou. i mean damn.... he gets off on anything.i think this is a freakin great series and if your not watching it you need to be.

this is possibly the only anime that made me contemplate suicide... i chose not to. who the hell would write this blog then. any way our super masochist friend tarou finds himself in trouble once again. with mio trying to break him and his family ruining his life. and yes his family is a bunch of freaks his sister and his mother both have a thing for incest..... again contemplating.

and yes this is exhibit A tarous sister trying to kiss him while he is sleeping... but anyway this is not important. they will play a big roll later. the episode starts with tarou runing through a mine field only to catch yet another ass whooping from mio san. again she is trying to break him... after this exhausting... activity he comes home to his f*cked up family. little does he know they have been reading his text messages and ploting to ruin his relationship with yunno. he comes home and they steal his phone. they send a text message to yunno asking her to come over posing as tarou. and yes you can see where this is going. yunno comes over they have a normal dinner a normal conversation and then all hell breaks loose. when yunno and tarou enter his room...... here let me just show you.

yes the evil basterds planted this in his room. but everythings ok. they clean the room and then have tea. and then.... the basterds make another attempt. they break out the classic  picture album approach. fission maild. its game over for them and the night ends out with yunno telling sado a secret and tarou handing his family over to a crazed photographer.... michuru. obviously you can tell that yunno and tarou got a thing goin on. they like each other deeply but yunnos androphobic and tarous a masochist..... weird shit. i am willing to bet money that by the end of the series he will have her. aight? peace!