kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 10 damn this is good!

its jazu chan baby!
im back with one of the best animes ever to fall out of that little country over there called japan! speaking of japan theyre having a really hard time over there with the earthquake tsunami and thier problems with their nuclear reactors. i will do everything i can over here to keep that little country safe... ive donated to the cause and i will encourage you to donate also!
but world crisis aside i still got the job of bringing you the best summary of one of the best animes' to ever exist so.....LETS GET IT ON!!!!
if you remember last episode, Yuu decided she was just going to up and leave the group and that it was too dangerous for them to be together so she left. the group, aikawa especialy was hurt by this and the episode starts telling the viewer that the group had been looking for months and still can find her.... i are sad face. but this episode wouldnt be around if she just up and left and never came back! so we we gotta stay strong! the intor is really sad with sad music to express the groups emotion to Yuus leaving. but then the intro kicked in and badassery was in the for front.

so the story starts with the whole group searching all day and they all meet back at home. aikawa is first home then haruna then sera but sera was weak. sera had recently been attack by more of her clan for not following through with the mission to kill Yuu. but any way ayumu being all distressed decides to go to the place where he first met Yuu to think and clear his head. and guess who was there? the douche bag from the last episode.

then ayumu gets up and wants to kill this man because he was the sole reason why Yuu left. he wants Yuu to do something for him but her friends were in the way. so what does he do? the classic life trade off. "if you come with me your friends wont get hurt." but hes here challenging the group. and ayumu trys to take him head on showing nothing but his raw emotion and hatred towards this man. the whole episode untill this moment was melancholy throught the use of music specificly strings to show sadness and sympathy. great idea on the writers part! but anyway they figt and ayumu loses his legs.

right before douchebag mcgee is about to kill the rest of the group tonomori shows up with back up some more vampire ninjas. and sh*t got real. so he realizes that he's outnumbered so he retreates. the ninjas go after him and the group goes home without sera for she went off to search more. so night passes and morning comes. tonomori did some recon and found out where douche bag lives and texted him a map. but ironicaly as the group is rushing to get dressed Yuu is outside contemplating wether she shold go inside or not. but outside sera sees her and runs to her but right before she could reach her douche bag cuts sera down.

so the group decides to save sera then rush douche bag while hes still at his house. so they do!
they bust in the door and then... im not even kidding you they have dinner together. this just some pre battle parle!but who cuts the door down but some more ninjas!with this douche bag takes his leave and jumps out the window with Yuu. and then comes the famous "reach out and grab my hand" scene but Yuu comes up short and is whisked away by douche bag.... damn. but douche bag left a present behind! a parasitic time bomb! at least he was thoughtful.....

then they screw around for a while trying to get it off but haruna gets a geniuse idea. put it on tonomori and cut one of the wires. so haruna just guesses and cuts the green wire. bad idea. teh timer speeds up ten fold and ayumu decides to be a complete bad ass and tank the bomb for the ladies! s our zombie takes the bomb and jumps out the window..... with sad orchestra playing in the back his thoughts swirl as he falls to earth then explodes.

and thats the end of the episode!
JAZU OUT!

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 7 its gonna be quick.

its jazu again and i f*cking shot.... i stayed up all night at a friends house watching anime and right now all i can recognize is that this episode was slow.... and honestly its all around his school life and another character is introduced.
so heres what happens this episode

• pointless bullsh*t
• megalo attack
• almost a rape scene
• deus ex machina by ayumu
• transform into masou shojou (scary everytime)
• AND LOVE INTREST DEVELOPES!!!!!!
• our zombie accidently kisses an intervening character
• to this character kiss means marriage
• and then some more pointless sh*t
• and then our love intrest is now at school with our zombie.....

SHOOT ME NOW!!! IM OUT.

kore wa zombie desu ka? episode 6 what is this i dont even.....

alright its jazu again and he is back with some moar kore wa zombie desu ka?
hell yeah due to my friend dying on saturday i was unable to type yesterday but its all good now.
so here is another review of kore wa zombie desu ka?
if you remember correctly last episode kyoko revealed that she was the serial killer and she attempted to kill ayumu again...... WHEN WILL YOU LEARN B*TCH???? HES A ZOMBIE HE DOESNT DIE!!!!! but any way there was an epic fight scene but it was all a trap to bring out Yuu..... ohhhhh scary. AND THIS IS WHERE SH*T GETS DISTURBING!!!

Kyoko thinks she's all badass and she attacks Yuu with 400% now the skin on her arms are gone and she is dying.... but not to worry... she has taken the lives of the people she killed as the serial killer. so she has ten lives. ( just like mario after playing the bonus game a couple good times) so what does Yuu do?? well first off the attacks didnt even faze her.... she was like god wasnt sh*t touching that.... so she utters one word one simple word and the audio was left out for a reason..... the word "die". and kyoko dies. this is mearly to show you the true power of Yuu all of this was built to this moment to show you that she is the strongest force of magic in the series. we now have established the power house of the series pop a bottle!!!!

even after being "killed" by Yuu kyoko gets up and decides it aint over..... but just like mario you run out of lives sometime...so Yuu keeps telling her to die..... and this is emotionally killing Yuu. and right before Yuu can say die Kyoko ruptures her eardrums.... now not being able to hear the magic it wont affect her. so she latches on to Yuu and blows herself up. this ends up knocking Yuu unconcious... and naked! so any way the rest of the group decides that after being so F*cked up the b*tch cant be that tough! WRONG! they get thier asses kicked and are forced to resort to the masou shojou thing. and yes he looks like a chick every time! its really disturbing. but he fights her until she starts getting low on lives and kills her for real so she'll never come back and with the chainsaw at that it was really disturbing but nessecary.

so he falcon punches her to finish it off on her final life and boy was it epic. so theres a long moment of silence when she's dead and then they rush to save Yuu who was mearly unconcious. and then the emotional dialouge. then dai sensei shows up and is all like "look motherf*cker dont kill mah students..." (not actual dialouge) but then who comes back but Kyoko..... what a f*cking suprise!!! but its not her its the king of darkness or some sh*t. and he has a message for hellscythe. after that life returns to normal....
AND IM OUT!!!!!!!!!

A FLCL tribute and a happy new year!

Happy new years every body!!!!!!
Alright. So a day before leaving for hillbilly town I finished Fooly Cooly for the 2nd time and decided that this requires a tribute since it was one if the best and most obscure animes ive ever seen. Just the way everything flows in the six episode series was just plain old sexy to me. I decided because it was so amazing I had to make a tribute to it. What I find amazing is that the main character was a kind of a quiet character. But here's the genius, with the main character being quiet there was a surplus of more funny and loud secondary characters. It makes you focus more on his surroundings and friends which is designed so well it's like an orgasm to the eyes. The character depth is just so great its...... Well....... Sexy! The characters are naota (main) haruko (important secondary) minami (also important secondary) canti (weird ass robot who is important) his family (a good portion of the comic relief) and his friends (static characters who do nothing but talk). This is a nice character set that makes for what was one of the most memorable animes for me. And the sound track was like some neo-jrock sh*t and was equally as sexy as the transitions and setting. OH YES I FORGOT THE SETTING. The setting is this little town that has this strange medical equipment plant shaped like an iron in the middle of it. But the town is so well designed that after you watch it you want to watch it  again to visit the town. It was all so sexy. If there was anything i didn't like about it, it was the lack of more episodes. But anyway I'm stuck up here in hillbilly land typing this on my iPod and had to post this from a McDonalds in some weird town. *shivers*. There some scary people up here man. Buy any way happy new years my otaku friends. I hope you can meet all your new years resolutions. And speaking of my newyears resolution. This year it's to successfully go to TORA-CON and partake in the otaku tradition of the caramel dansen! I still don't know how to caramell dansen....